It’s always fun seeing unusual signs, some may be a result of bad grammar that takes a sign to a whole new meaning, while others are a result of wit and creativity.
Eric Madar recently compiled an album of funny Filipino ads and signs he spotted around the Metro. According to him, some of these photos are his own while others were seen on the internet. If any of these photos are yours, please feel free to message us so we may also give proper credit to you.
1. Sipsip Ebak (Suck crap)
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maybe they can help suck out some of the crap from our lives
2. Edsa for Sale
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How much? Is this inclusive of all the cars?
3. BABALA (This is not a reminder, but a WARNING. We will shoot your dick with an arrow if caught peeing.)
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Ooohh, just imagining that makes me cringe! …and I’m a woman.
4. Unli Yosi/ Unli Cobra! Image may be NSFW.
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Unlimited cigarettes and energy drinks! It’s gonna be a one way drive.
5. Bawal Maglambingan!
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Do you REALLY want to sleep with THAT guy?
6. Filipino-English translation gone wrong
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Please kill me before throwing me in the box ok?
7. Banana Flavored Banana
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Hmm… can I have some orange flavored banana too?
8. Bawal Umihi, nakakasawa! (Do not urinate in this area. You are seen on camera, we are so sick and tired of it already)
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…except maybe if you’re Channing Tatum
9. Now FIRING!
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Welcome to your first day.. YOU’RE FIRED!
10. Think of your future kids!
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Something to scare the teenagers straight
11. Ice for Rent
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Don’t forget to return or they might charge you double!
12. No mistresses allowed
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Uh-oh, someone was “bitter” when he/she made this sign
13. Pek-pek Carinderia (slang for vagina in the Philippines)
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You dirty minded people, maybe it stands for PEKito-PEKita Carinderia!
14. Elementary school of Balls (Bayag)
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I’m sure everyone who went here had balls! (pun intended)
15. Thank you for Leaving
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FINALLY! Thank you for leaving
16. Erection On-Going
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“Sorry if you were inconvenienced by my erection”
17. Memorial Chapel Service and Parts
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Yeah, could I have hip replacement?
18. Mang Inasar (Annoyed) BBQ
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Soo good, it’s annoying!
19. We specialize in Double Dick
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Ooh, great! How do you install this?
20. Manok ng Ina Mo!
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Manok ng Ina mo rin!
We hope that these creative signs gave you as much of a laugh as it did us! Seen other funny signs we should add to this list? Do leave a comment and let us know about them!